you know the deal.. start posting the funny

[11:48:44] <Gwakkle> hey dude you still got that rack?
[11:49:02] <HrdwrBoB> yep
[11:49:06] <Gwakkle> how big is it?
[12:10:43] <Daemo> lawn

[02:19] «Daemo» oooh... can i have them, mang? are they black?
[02:19] «mang» red
[02:19] «Daemo» i know its a contradiction and all.. but i like the short black ones

[15:44] (Blackjack) Daemo: damn youuuuuu
[15:44] (Blackjack) i was about to put 33: Destructo, Destructo, Sean. in
[15:44] (Blackjack)
[15:44] (Blackjack) i didn't even get to make the motivational comment after i posted :'(
[15:44] (Daemo) lol
[15:45] (Daemo) motivational?
[15:45] (Blackjack) thanks sean, and welcome
[15:45] (Blackjack) vagualy motivational
[15:45] (Daemo) haha
[15:45] (Blackjack) ... i makes him feel all warm and happy inside ><
[15:45] (Daemo) mke one anyway... and say something about how i beat you to it

[03:40] «Gwakkle» tomorrow im going to either go smack some balls

[04:08:31] (Grosby) ergh
[04:08:36] (Grosby) I can't sleep
[04:09:15] (Draffasick) I think i've slept about one of every two hours for the last three or four days.
[04:10:23] * Draffasick stick it to Grosby
[04:10:29] (Draffasick) +s
[04:12:14] (Grosby)
[04:13:07] (Grosby) are you trying to have one up on the woman who, currently, is so fat and lopsided that she can't turn in her sleep, instead having to wake up, and take about a minute to turn whilst moaning
[04:13:59] (Draffasick) yes.
[04:14:05] (Draffasick)
[04:14:08] (Daemo) you need to lube up the sheets or something
[04:14:14] (Draffasick) lol
[04:14:19] (edj) lol
[04:14:33] (Grosby) someone told me that satin sheets help
[04:14:39] (Daemo) or get a rotisary.. one that slowly spins you around
[04:14:44] (Grosby) hahahaa
[04:14:53] (Draffasick) yeah, but you'll just ruin them when the waters break
[04:14:54] (Grosby) I dread to think where the other bar goes
[04:14:57] (Draffasick) hahahaha
[04:14:59] (Daemo) rofl
[04:15:06] (edj) ahhaha
[04:15:27] (Grosby) like what, in my mouth, attached to my head...
[04:16:25] (Draffasick) in your mouth clearly. I mean, duh.

[23:39:29] <MiniWalks> HOT DICKINGS!
[23:43:00] <MiniWalks> incoming Daemo
[23:43:05] <BOB_LOE> yep
[23:43:07] <BOB_LOE> cover your arses
[23:43:11] * Daemo has joined #respawn
[23:43:21] <MiniWalks> LOL

edit by Daemo: (23:44:12):: * Daemo dives on BOB_LOE's ass

«BOB_LOE» actually.. i wonder if female goats give head?

HAR HAR HAR BOB_LOE LIKES TEH GOATZ

i like coke

[20:59:53] <wombie> ZOMG
[20:59:58] <BOB_LOE> LEIK
[21:00:07] <wombie> LEIK OMGAWSH
[21:00:12] <BOB_LOE> LEIKLAWNS
[21:00:14] <wombie> LEIK THIS IS SO LEIK COOL
[21:00:24] <BOB_LOE> n stuff
[21:00:46] <wombie> yah
[21:00:47] <wombie> totally
[21:00:55] <BOB_LOE> so leik
[21:00:56] <BOB_LOE> sarp?
[21:01:10] <Gwakkle> sdown?
[21:01:15] <wombie> leik nm, leik, what abotu you girl?
[21:01:25] <BOB_LOE> spell it guuurl
[21:01:27] <BOB_LOE> sounds cooler
[21:01:51] <wombie> tru that sister
[21:02:02] * BOB_LOE nods
[21:02:06] <wombie> =D

You Said A Bad Word .......... Ohhhhhhh........

[21:44:41] <Wombie> lowie
[21:44:49] <Lowie> wombie
[21:45:05] <Wombie> remeber what i told you about if zardoz appears at teh next clbu meeting we'd buy a duck in honor of him and name it zardoz?
[21:45:11] <Lowie> yes!!
[21:45:14] <Lowie> did you get one?!
[21:45:22] <Wombie> yah i have the duck
[21:45:30] * @Zardoz quackz
[21:45:34] <Lowie> YAY
[21:45:34] <Gwakkle> hahaha
[21:45:40] <Lowie> fantastic
[21:45:49] <Wombie> yah its a good duck

(19:29:17):: <Gwakkle> yeh... and IM gay...

[18:16:10] <@Daemo> lets all just try to get banned by Daemo, shall we?

Woah...it's a quote fight!


*ding, ding*

fight?
hrmmm..

[22:47] «Daemo» hrmm.. i think i might go outside for a smoke (yeah yeah.. my lungs love you too) and see how many things out of MiniWalks toiletries bag i can fit up my ass at the same time
[22:48] «Daemo» the jar of gel might be a squeeze


[22:50] «Daemo» so... how many people have paste shit ive said in the last hour onto the forums?

sif ask for it nooby

(22:40:14):: <@Daemo> why is it that i feel suicidal the most when my life is good?
(22:40:25):: <+Gwakkle> ha
(22:40:29):: <MiniWalks> coz lifes a bitch
(22:40:36):: <+Gwakkle> and then you get fucked
(22:40:42):: <+Gwakkle> then shes the bitch
(22:40:44):: <@Daemo> well if life is really a bitch.... i wanna come on her tits

(18:53:22):: * +MiniWalks aims to please
(18:53:25):: <@The_Shadow> "unf unf unf."

(19:13:02):: <Wombie> well im gonna go have a shower so i dont smell like sausage:P

(16:31:21):: <@Daemo> oh god.. thats rank.. bbl.. cant stay in this room
(16:34:25):: <TMM> Daemo did a big fart ?
(16:34:59):: * Gwakkle (hostmask) has joined #respawn
(16:35:57):: <@Daemo> yeah
(16:36:00):: <@Daemo> :S
(16:36:11):: <@Daemo> must have been the bigM i had
(16:36:18):: <Gwakkle> you hear that thunder Daemo?
(16:36:31):: <Gwakkle> like a while ago?
(16:36:31):: <@Daemo> that wasnt thunder.. lol

[20:05] <@Zardoz> fuck, my logs are big.

[15:15:19] <Wombie> when in doubt, worship lowie

(16:46:26):: <+Gwakkle> daemo you wanna go have hot sex with me??? just like you did with wombie???
(16:46:39):: <Wombie> nah he wants to have hot sex with me again thanks
(16:46:40):: <+Gwakkle> i was looking for you before but you wernt here
(16:46:47):: <+Gwakkle> fine
(16:46:49):: <@Daemo> "just like you did with Wombie???" ... ok
(16:46:49):: <Wombie>
(16:46:55):: * @Daemo fucks Gwakkle in the anus
(16:47:16):: <TMM> pwned
(16:47:19):: <Wombie> awww
(16:47:21):: * +Gwakkle chants to self... its only gay if the balls touch... its only gay if the balls touch
(16:47:32):: <Wombie> LOL!
(16:47:44):: <Wombie> daemo you said youd give up but sex with gwakkle =(
(16:47:50):: <@Daemo> i lied
(16:47:53):: <TMM> heheh

(17:16:43):: <+|lippa|> what a btich. internode had an outage, that its not updsating and shit so people have free downloads and shit... reads as "no plan found"
(17:16:44):: <+|lippa|> BUT
(17:16:47):: <+|lippa|> im capped.
(17:17:10):: <+|lippa|> surposed to be uncapped today but like they hev ta fix this issue
(17:17:22):: <+Daemo> pwned
(17:17:30):: <+|lippa|> hard.

[18:11] <@Daemo> ive got a fair whack.. but not this years
[18:12] <Wombie> you always have a fair whack

<Daemo> what if I shit on her chest.. would that turn you on, Gwakkle?
<Gwakkle> no
<Wombie> O_O

[01:49:02] * Zardoz taps MiniWalks

[14:25] <Milamber> MY BROTHER IS A SOUP THIEF!
[14:26] <Milamber> just thought ...u know ..throw that out there

[19:55] (Jomo) my head is on fire.
[20:01] (Jomo) MY HEAD IS ON FIRE

(18:47:38):: <+Zardoz> Man goes to a zoo... but there was only one dog.. it was a shutzu
(18:47:39):: <+Zardoz> shitzu
(18:47:40):: <+Zardoz> sigh
(18:47:46):: <@XiTatiON> hahahah
(18:47:48):: <@XiTatiON> your fired

(20:51:20):: <@Zardoz> there's a guy on my MSN list
(20:51:24):: <@Daemo> omg!

(17:46:20):: <@kissmine> windows has a bug

(13:45:15):: <@Daemo> HrdwrBoB nothing is big in australia... cept my cock
(13:46:24):: <+HrdwrBoB> haha fuck me
(13:46:31):: <@Daemo> ok

(20:22:44):: <chewy> sorry, you are going to be more obvious
(20:22:48):: <chewy> i cant work out what you want
(20:22:57):: <@XiTatiON> lol
(20:23:03):: <@XiTatiON> insert dick here...

[20:13] * Lurks[D] is now known as Lurks
[20:19] <Lurks> I have teh returned from Queensland
[20:20] <shogs> welcome back to mexico

[07:10] <+Goat`> the internet is more addicting than anything
[07:11] <+TMM> more addictive then sex?
[07:11] <+Sam0r> depends
[07:12] <+tm36usa|kao> Sam0r loves the fat chick sex more than the internet
[07:12] <+Sam0r> lies
[07:12] <+tm36usa|kao> truths
[07:12] <+TMM> pwneds
[07:12] <@hitman012> lols

(20:07:17):: <chewy> would you pay $60 for a lan?
(20:07:20):: <@Daemo> fuck no
(20:07:23):: <TMM> no
(20:07:52):: <@Daemo> i end up paying 60 for a lan.. but thats about 25 for entry..a nd then food, parking, cigarettes and fuel on top
(20:09:11):: <@Daemo> ive got nothing against PLG themself.. they found a market and are making money off it.. you're the stupid person if you pay them to run your lan.. plus id totaly fuck alimon
(20:09:52):: <@Daemo> i just cant bring myself to pay 60 bucks for a lan.. AND drive into the city
(20:10:03):: <@Daemo> not even for a peice of alimons white ass
(20:10:23):: <TMM> rofl
(20:12:06):: <@Daemo> i was annoyed enough as it is that monsterlan raised their price up to 30 bucks
(20:12:33):: <@Daemo> and i could have got gigabit and sat on the admin table if i wanted to
(20:14:05):: <@Daemo> i just checked the forums and you didnt quote me at all.. lol
(20:14:24):: <@Daemo> slow? or me saying id fuck a guy is just too common an occurance to quote?
(20:14:59):: <vanguard> gay on the internet doesnt have the old shock vale it used to gave
(20:15:02):: <vanguard> *value
(20:15:23):: <chewy> your going to need to be more graphic
(20:15:24):: <vanguard> *have
(20:17:36):: <@Daemo> graphic.. as in describing how my giant throbbing cock, covered in lube and glistening in the halflight slides deep inside alimons anal passage spreading his ass cheeks wide and my balls making a slapping sound as i pound away ?
(20:17:40):: <@Daemo> like that?
(20:18:19):: <@Daemo> ill leave you guys with that though while i go and get drunk
(20:18:43):: <@Daemo> ill expect stories of how you beat off thinking of that scene
(20:19:27):: <@Daemo> dont all reply at once.. you might get lube on the keyboard
(20:41:59):: * TMM Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[20:54:10] <vanguard> gah
[20:54:26] <vanguard> i hate it when this happens.. 2 seasons of something
[20:54:28] <vanguard> 1 dvd
[20:54:36] <vanguard> it overflows the dvd by 100mb
[20:54:41] <+MiniWalks> lol
[20:54:46] <+MiniWalks> overburn ?
[20:54:54] <vanguard> dont want to risk it :/
[20:55:13] <+MiniWalks> fair call
[20:55:21] <+MiniWalks> then just do 1 season per disk
[20:55:33] <vanguard> waste of 1 dvd
[20:55:47] <+MiniWalks> oh noes 1 dvd
[20:56:25] <@Daemo> fill the dvd up with porn.. then it wont be a waste
[20:57:17] <vanguard> ehe
[21:01:30] <+MiniWalks> Daemo, always wise in a crisis

(13:02:29):: <devians> yanks should be stabbed for hanging onto inches and all that shit
(13:02:47):: <Daemo> dont go to america then
(13:03:42):: <devians> or got to america well equipped with some form of stabbing device...
(13:03:53):: <Daemo> and wear a purple shirt
(13:05:22):: * devians hugs daemo
(13:05:30):: <devians> you are a god among men
(13:05:34):: <Daemo> heh
(13:05:51):: <devians> explosm ftw
(13:05:57):: <Daemo>

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[21:22:48] <Deadeye> o_O
[21:22:58] <Zardoz> because I am slack
[21:23:04] <Deadeye> SLACK!
[21:23:05] <Deadeye> ok
[21:23:14] * Z sets mode: +o Gwakkle
[21:23:23] <C3l3sti4l> is this the real gwakkle?
[21:23:28] <Gwakkle> lol
[21:23:30] <Zardoz> what the
[21:23:32] <Zardoz> uhh
[21:23:34] <vanguard> can the real slim gwakkle please stand up
[21:23:35] <Zardoz> how the fuck
[21:23:37] <Zardoz> DAEMO
[21:23:37] <Gwakkle> its daemo for a sec
[21:23:43] <Zardoz> Oh
[21:23:45] <Zardoz> right
[21:23:45] <Zardoz> phew

(16:17:52):: * Glasseater has joined #respawn
(16:17:59):: <Glasseater> IM BACK
(16:18:03):: * Glasseater was kicked by Daemo (FULL CAPS breaches the channel rules.)

[18:53] <@Daemo> you know what i say about cocks.. if i see one near my face im gonna have to bite it

[18:57:25] <Wombie> i wanna see gwakkles penis...who DOESNT?

[20:42:14] <@Daemo> btw.. im not a she..
[20:42:25] <vanguard> orly?
[20:42:27] <vanguard> damn :<

cos im so damn sexy:
(19:22:55):: <@Daemo> TMM: do i scare you? perhaps revolt/disgust you? .. at any time
(19:23:53):: <TMM> at EVERY time
(19:24:02):: <@Daemo> lol.. realy?
(19:24:08):: <TMM> yarly
(19:24:13):: * @Daemo hugs TMM
(19:24:14):: <@Daemo> there there
(19:24:21):: <TMM>
(19:24:46):: <@Daemo> i wouldnt dream of hurting you... perhaps make sweet sweet love to you.. but never hurt you
(19:25:57):: <TMM> im disturbed,
(19:26:13):: <@Daemo> lol, im glad
(19:26:17):: <TMM>

[21:02:09] <Wombie> i r awesopme
[21:02:11] <Wombie> wombie ftw

[14:44] <De[a]deye-> HDDs: [Used] [Free] [Size]
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Root (C:) 9.41GB 19.89GB 29.29GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Raid and program files (D:) 489.92GB 39.69GB 529.62GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Storage (E:) 278.01GB 1.45GB 279.46GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Music and Games (F:) 263.89GB 15.57GB 279.46GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (I:) 83.07MB 596.1GB 596.18GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (J:) 73.76MB 298.02GB 298.09GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> New Volume (K:) 73.76MB 298.02GB 298.09GB (NTFS)
[14:44] <De[a]deye-> Total: 1.02TB 1.24TB 2.26TB
[14:44] * De[a]deye- was kicked by Z ((titmouse) spam)
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[14:44] <De[a]deye-> sif

[14:53:21] <chewy> i saw myself in a mirror just before
[14:53:30] <chewy> there is something wronger with my hair than usual
[14:53:52] <@The_Shadow> these things happen i guess chewy lol

[15:52:51] <+Gwakkle> you can come masturbate wiht me... i need to masturbate