Respawn LAN Forums > the quote thread

GIARUS

Oct 2 2009, 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Lawn @ Sep 11 2009, 01:25 PM)

QUOTE (GIARUS @ Sep 10 2009, 12:42 AM)

Wouldyou like some 0.0 Jelly Beans???
Laser collection 3 lol

What the fuck?

Here is the link maybe ull understand then.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ZYF-Zmo2E...lt;<<<
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Wombie

Oct 2 2009, 09:38 PM

the quote thread is generally humerous quotes from MSN convo's or IRC channels...

GIARUS

Oct 4 2009, 05:26 PM

QUOTE (Wombie @ Oct 2 2009, 10:38 PM)

the quote thread is generally humerous quotes from MSN convo's or IRC channels...

Ohhh now someone tells me.

mang

Oct 4 2009, 05:31 PM

had you not noticed how we are posting all the quotes??

QUOTE thread, not stupid website / youtube vid.

Spitefultongue

Oct 8 2009, 10:36 PM

23:34:14 ° @R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:34:27 [oohms] with his balls
23:34:34 ° eskymobob kicks oohms
23:34:40 [@R4N] damn you Spite
23:34:48 (Spite) 23:34:14 ° @R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:34:48 (Spite) 23:34:27 [oohms] with his balls
23:34:49 [wolfmuffin] <3 balls
23:34:51 ° @R4N hands Spite a poison parma
23:34:56 [HrdwrBoB] 23:35 < Spite> 23:34:14 Â° @R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:35:05 [@R4N] wolfmuffin Old_Camper can take care of you
23:35:09 [wolfmuffin] No.
23:35:30 [@sando] 23:37 < HrdwrBoB> 23:35 < Spite> 23:34:14 Â° @R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:35:40 [oohms] @sando | 23:37 < HrdwrBoB> 23:35 < Spite> 23:34:14 ? @R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:36:07 [eskymobob] thatsa lotsa wangs..
23:36:16 [Gyix] lol
23:36:18 [oohms] bukkake
23:36:18 [Zardoz] [23:35] * R4N goes back to learning about wangs
23:36:19 [Zardoz] wtf
23:36:33 [@R4N] WANS DAMNIT!
23:36:35 [eskymobob] haha
23:36:39 (Spite) MWAHAHAHAHA
23:36:46 [oohms] @R4N | WANGS DAMNIT!

MiniWalks

Oct 14 2009, 02:42 PM

14:39 < Dead_man|W> oohms i prefer black tight leather!

Jen

Oct 19 2009, 11:25 PM

00:23 <@sando> i am an asian male
00:23 < Zed[PC]> an actual asain male?
00:23 <@sando> ineed i am
00:23 <@R4N> nah hes actually kiwi
00:23 < Zed[PC]> LIES
00:23 <@sando> mmm sheep
00:23 < mang> haha
00:24 <@sando> its like sex with a woman only better
00:24 < Tank>

00:24 < tricky> aaaar
00:24 < tricky> whats command to notify in bind a view clause?
00:24 <@sando> and thats why i'm not allowed in the petting zoo anymore :'(

gyix

Oct 20 2009, 04:25 PM

17:20] <Tim> fuck yeah cable is back
[17:21] * Goblin cuts the hardline
[17:23] * Syphon- has quit (Ping timeout)
[17:23] * Tim has quit (Quit: rebootzor)

Tank

Oct 22 2009, 01:45 AM

* Cenotaph pokes the channel
* TheChannel has joined #respawn
<TheChannel> OW!
<TheChannel> :'(
* TheChannel has left #respawn

oohms

Oct 31 2009, 01:43 AM

[02:36:47] <-- Zed (Z@CPE-124-191-19-174.szbn1.win.bigpond.net.au) has quit (Quit: Thiscomputer has gone to sleep)
[02:36:55] @Zardoz | no
[02:36:56] @Zardoz | stop
[02:37:00] @Zardoz | hammertime
[02:37:08] --> Zed (Z@CPE-124-191-19-174.szbn1.win.bigpond.net.au) has joined #respawn

Sando

Nov 2 2009, 12:01 PM

12:14 < Syphon-> is it true weed is legal in SA ?
12:14 < Syphon-> can anyone let me know

Jen

Nov 12 2009, 09:22 PM

22:20:22 < Dan-> hope you get cancer Syphon
22:20:30 < Syphon> hey, you got wombie
22:20:32 < Syphon> thats worse

Tank

Nov 16 2009, 10:56 PM

<Zardoz> woooo sex with homosexual men
<Zardoz> soon

Jen

Nov 18 2009, 12:07 PM

QUOTE (Tank @ Nov 16 2009, 11:56 PM)

<Zardoz> woooo sex with homosexual men
<Zardoz> soon

13:03:53 < Zardoz-M> the lemon tarts.
13:03:59 < Goblin> we dont actually make them
13:03:59 < Zardoz-M> best sex I've ever had.

Jen

Nov 19 2009, 07:16 PM

20:12:04 < Dan-> [08:14pm] [Zardoz] and spite should be dead
20:12:05 < Dan-> [08:14pm] [Zardoz] or will be
20:12:05 < Dan-> [08:14pm] [Zardoz] when I fuck her with a rake.

Ultimate_Sacrifice

Nov 20 2009, 07:30 PM

Frookie: Hey happy can i see your tities??!?!?
Happy: yeah ok

Happy: can i stab you in the face?
Frookie: i have always wanted to be stabbed in the face!
Frookie: your place now?
Happy: yeah ok

Frookie: can i lick your eyeball?

Frookie: can i lick you on the inside and turn you into an ice cream?

Frookie: maybe you should suck my testicals!

Frookie: i will give you diabetes

Happy: i dont like Santa he always gives and never receives:(....

this was form about 30 min chat its allways a lol with dui!

Happy: i feel like a FLIck head coz no one is talking to me and i will just keep mic spamming till someone talks back.. back back back........... back...............???

Frookie: Would you let a hairy man rape you in the @$$ for a million dollars?

this was from about 30 min in vent! its always a lol with DUI!

dead_man

Nov 21 2009, 11:26 PM

lol what vent channel?

I-Rach

Nov 22 2009, 06:41 PM

118.127.0.70
4416

oh i am Ultimate_Sacrifices sister

hia

Ultimate_Sacrifice

Nov 22 2009, 06:45 PM

QUOTE (I-Rach @ Nov 22 2009, 07:41 PM)

118.127.0.70
4416

oh i am Ultimate_Sacrifices sister

hia

wow she works a computer

ahah just a warning she is pretty pro as CSS

and UT!

Frookie

Nov 22 2009, 07:15 PM

QUOTE (dead_man @ Nov 21 2009, 11:26 PM)

lol what vent channel?

come in and say hi

QUOTE (Ultimate_Sacrifice @ Nov 22 2009, 06:45 PM)

QUOTE (I-Rach @ Nov 22 2009, 07:41 PM)

118.127.0.70
4416

oh i am Ultimate_Sacrifices sister

hia

wow she works a computer

ahah just a warning she is pretty pro as CSS

and UT!

to many tks...

Ultimate_Sacrifice

Nov 22 2009, 10:04 PM

ah yeah thats right the double team down in her first game at our lan lol!!! killed Frookie, happy, Darknexus, disturbed, hidden and i was at the other bomb site so i was safe. lol but taking down 2 teammates and the whole other team was very good shooting lol

I-Rach

Nov 22 2009, 10:04 PM

QUOTE (Ultimate_Sacrifice @ Nov 22 2009, 11:04 PM)

ah yeah thats right the double team down in her first game at our lan lol!!! killed Frookie, happy, Darknexus, disturbed, hidden and i was at the other bomb site so i was safe. lol but taking down 2 teammates and the whole other team was very good shooting lol

pew pew

dead_man

Nov 23 2009, 08:45 PM

21:44 <@Tank> is Ultimate_S the new giarius?
21:44 < tOrN>

21:44 < Ultimate_S> no
21:44 < Ultimate_S> !!!!!!!!!!!!
21:44 < Ultimate_S> FU*ASD YOU
21:44 < Ultimate_S> lol

Ultimate_Sacrifice

Nov 23 2009, 10:26 PM

QUOTE (dead_man @ Nov 23 2009, 09:45 PM)

21:44 <@Tank> is Ultimate_S the new giarius?
21:44 < tOrN>

21:44 < Ultimate_S> no
21:44 < Ultimate_S> !!!!!!!!!!!!
21:44 < Ultimate_S> FU*ASD YOU
21:44 < Ultimate_S> lol

:'(

wolfmother

Nov 25 2009, 05:38 AM

06:36 Vortex_v • I should stop with the whisky and cola
06:36 Vortex_v • and snooze shortly

06:36 wolfmother • at 6am on a wednesday?
06:37 Vortex_v • what relivence has time?

Jen

Nov 27 2009, 11:56 AM

12:54:36 < Old_Camper> MS paint just informed me that i don't have enough RAM
to copy paste a screenshot

Jen

Nov 30 2009, 10:17 PM

23:15:59 < Tofuboi> ZOMG
23:16:02 < Tofuboi> I HAS A MUSTACHE NOW
23:16:06 < Tofuboi> just so poeple know
23:16:07 < Tofuboi> lol
23:16:11 <@Zardoz> tofu the monopoloy man.

Sando

Dec 26 2009, 12:24 AM

01:21:43 [@Zardoz] that ford is awesome

ihasaflavur

Dec 26 2009, 11:54 PM

jemma xxx says: can i put my cam on so you can see my kitty?
ellis; "send 'im a zipple!" says: ...

Sando

Jan 4 2010, 07:02 PM

[20:01] <@Zardoz> you know what wang tastes like Old_Camper?
[20:01] <Old_Camper> first hand experience
[20:01] <Old_Camper> i once left a tissue i had jerked off into on my desk by mistake
[20:01] <Dan-> You have eaten wang?
[20:01] <Old_Camper> and then i went and blew my nose in it
[20:01] <Old_Camper> BIG mistake
[20:01] <Dan-> LOL
[20:01] <oohms> hahahah
[20:01] <+MiniWalks> LOL
[20:02] <Old_Camper> every tissue has gone straight into the bin since that day

Zeruel

Jan 6 2010, 09:09 PM

"Syndrome says:
OPTUS PORT = BANNED
I would rather let you rape me
than go on an Optus port
zEruel says:
yeah but you would let me rape you no matter what
and you would love it
Syndrome says:
lol
no"

Wombie

Jan 8 2010, 09:01 PM

<wolfmother> oh also help me make oohms come out
<Wombie> comeout of the closet?
<wolfmother> mmm
<Wombie> well it's going to take some beer, strawberry lube, a coathanger and some pictures of kate moss
<Wombie> but ithink we can do it
<wolfmother> I think we can

LolSauce

Jan 9 2010, 12:55 AM

QUOTE (Zeruel @ Jan 6 2010, 10:09 PM)

"Syndrome says:
OPTUS PORT = BANNED
I would rather let you rape me
than go on an Optus port
zEruel says:
yeah but you would let me rape you no matter what
and you would love it
Syndrome says:
lol
no"

That is so quoted for truth. He would love it.

Old_Camper

Feb 2 2010, 11:08 PM

[00:05] * Zed[afk] is now known as Zed
[00:05] <Old_Camper> i seriously just pictured deadman sitting there with no pants or shirt on, licking his nipples, playing cs
[00:05] <Old_Camper> it is not something i want to see. ever.
[00:05] <Zed> the fuck i just walk into
[00:05] * Zed leaves
[00:05] * Zed is now known as Zed[afk]

MiniWalks

Feb 3 2010, 09:05 AM

QUOTE (Old_Camper @ Feb 3 2010, 12:08 AM)

[00:05] * Zed[afk] is now known as Zed
[00:05] <Old_Camper> i seriously just pictured deadman sitting there with no pants or shirt on, licking his nipples, playing cs
[00:05] <Old_Camper> it is not something i want to see. ever.
[00:05] <Zed> the fuck i just walk into
[00:05] * Zed leaves
[00:05] * Zed is now known as Zed[afk]

You seriously just put a quote up of yourself saying that?

wolfmother

Feb 4 2010, 06:44 PM

QUOTE (MiniWalks @ Feb 3 2010, 10:05 AM)

QUOTE (Old_Camper @ Feb 3 2010, 12:08 AM)

[00:05] * Zed[afk] is now known as Zed
[00:05] <Old_Camper> i seriously just pictured deadman sitting there with no pants or shirt on, licking his nipples, playing cs
[00:05] <Old_Camper> it is not something i want to see. ever.
[00:05] <Zed> the fuck i just walk into
[00:05] * Zed leaves
[00:05] * Zed is now known as Zed[afk]

You seriously just put a quote up of yourself saying that?

I think he was primarily showcasing Zed's reaction

Zed

Feb 11 2010, 09:49 AM

<pwned>
10:37 < Old_Camper> omg hi jeffy
10:37 < Old_Camper> asl?
10:39 < Jeffy> 14/m/your pants
10:43 < Old_Camper> hot
10:43 < Old_Camper> pics or ban
10:43 < Jeffy> why do you need pics?
10:47 < Old_Camper> for my wall
10:47 < Zed> FACT: Old Campers likes tits
10:48 < Old_Camper> WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T?
10:48 < Old_Camper> .. wait
10:48 < Old_Camper> you weren't referring to Jeffy's tits were you
10:48 < Zed> quoted mother fucker!
10:48 < Old_Camper>

</pwned>

xbox_girl

Feb 11 2010, 11:24 AM

Jules - Ha Ha I beat you again Sam
Sam - But I only lost by one Point
Sean - But you still lost...
Sam - But it's not that bad... It's only by one point
Jules - Go ahead and say whatever you need to hear to console yourself, cause the bottom line is .. you still lost.. SUCK ON THAT...

LolSauce

Feb 14 2010, 09:26 PM

Worst quote ever.

Zed

Mar 4 2010, 01:01 PM

14:01 < Zardoz-Wrk> advantages: hot chicks who ask for directions when they're
oblivious to the fact that they're standing in front of a
sign/map are probably stupid enough to date me
14:01 < Zardoz-Wrk> disadvantages: they're also oblivious to realise that I'm
hitting on them

LolSauce

Apr 6 2010, 06:18 PM

[06:17pm] [Jef] wheee.. i love being abused

priorax

Apr 6 2010, 07:03 PM

[19:00:31] <hawky> isnt 9800gtx nVidias best card?

Kitfox

Apr 7 2010, 07:36 PM

<vanguard> PLAYGUUUUU!!

Alioth

Apr 7 2010, 10:40 PM

QUOTE

Session Start: Fri Feb 19 20:55:00 2010
Session Ident: #respawn
[20:55.00] * Now talking in #respawn
[20:55.00] * Topic is ' Respawn v16 has been taken over by MAD SCIENTISTS! MWAhaHAhaHA! | v16 registrations open now!

| the Odeon as well? stay tuned! '
[20:55.00] * Set by sando on Thu Feb 18 21:21:11
[20:55.26] <Jeffy> whooo i forgot
[20:56.23] <Jeffy> i got 2 free michael's media school courses with my purchase
[20:56.55] <Zardoz> shoulda spoken to me
[20:56.59] <Zardoz> mate of mine is the assistant manager there
[20:57.18] <tOrN> i gotta take my camera back there one day
[20:57.22] <tOrN> needs fixing
[20:57.46] <Jeffy> Zardoz: I got cost price anyways

~ - working for suncorp has its benefits
[20:57.49] <tOrN> mmm
[20:58.15] <Jeffy> i couldnt get in before NZ which is meh but hey
[20:58.20] <Jeffy> i must go back there and buy a tripod
[20:58.33] <Dan> if he was good @ his job
[20:58.34] <Dan> he lied
[20:58.38] <Dan> and that wasnt cost
[20:58.43] <tOrN> i keep meaning to take my camera in... but city is too far out of my way to get to
[20:58.56] <tOrN> also.. hi Dan
[20:59.20] <Tofuboi> lol
[20:59.32] <tOrN> hi Tofuboi
[20:59.58] <Tofuboi> hi tOrN
[21:00.01] <Omnigeek> well I buttered up the snapper, hopefully it comes out ok
[21:00.30] <tOrN> mmm i should get me some foodings
[21:00.35] <08Alioth> 428 registrations in 24 hours
[21:00.35] <tOrN> what to get... what to get
[21:00.37] <Alioth> Crikey
[21:01.10] <Omnigeek> damn
[21:01.14] <Omnigeek> I was hoping it would hit the 500
[21:01.45] <Alioth> Yeah
[21:03.46] <@deadman> oh shit
[21:03.54] <@deadman> 430 rego's for respawn in 24hours
[21:04.06] <Omnigeek> it'll be over 9000
[21:06.17] <Zardoz> <3 that graph
[21:06.26] <Alioth> k, lets get a book running
[21:06.32] <Alioth> Taking bets on total regos
[21:06.39] <Alioth>
[21:06.51] <@deadman> before sando closes regos?
[21:06.58] <Alioth> 840 is my call
[21:07.07] <missingo> not enough
[21:07.27] <Alioth> Will die in the arse once it hits 500

12 off with only 3 days to go!

SirSquidness

Apr 7 2010, 10:45 PM

Pity both confirmations and registrations are now closed! The number is final! \o/

Alioth

Apr 7 2010, 10:56 PM

QUOTE (SirSquidness @ Apr 7 2010, 10:45 PM)

Pity both confirmations and registrations are now closed! The number is final! \o/

I WANT MY THREE EXTRA DAYS, DAMMIT.

So wait, using the Duckworth/Lewis system...
*calculates stuff*
...I WIN!

wolfmother

Apr 9 2010, 12:01 AM

[23:59] <Vortex_v> play dough is tasty

Jen

Apr 25 2010, 12:03 AM

[23:53] <@Zardoz> mmmm cock
[23:53] <@Zardoz> i love it soooo much
[23:54] <@Zardoz> please give me your cocks!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:57] <@Zardoz> ive me head

Dagger

Apr 25 2010, 02:03 AM

<dagger> i connected my switches to my router so that everyone could get net as well
<Lo_Pan> you should probably be using rfc1918 addresses
<dagger> how would i set that
<Lo_Pan> or maybe you should just leave it alone
<dagger> but how would i get all comps connectin to it
<@Zardoz> superglue

Dagger

Apr 25 2010, 02:03 AM

<@Zardoz> wow anyone up for some cyber/
<@Zardoz> i mean, im drunk enough not to care if you're a dude
<@Zardoz> I NEED LOVE
<@Zardoz> LOOOVEEEEE
<@Zardoz> BONERS
<@Zardoz> i like boners
<@Zardoz> 8===========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ
<@Zardoz> JIZZ ON MY FACE PLZ