INTEL i5 750 cpu 2.67ghz OC'D TO 3.67GHZ, COOLED BY GIANT THERMALTAKE COOLER (DOES NOT INCLUDE COOLER)
ASUS P7P55D-LE BOARD
ATI RADEON 5830hd VIDEO CARD

VIDEO CARD ALONE COST ME 350, ONLY 9 MONTHS OLD
EVERYTHING WORKS, STILL USING IT AS MY CURRENT COMP
$450 ONO
NEED IT GONE BEFORE NEXT RESPAWN

How does 400 sound?

I'm going to be the one to say it. If you paid $350 for a 5830 you seriously screwed up. You should have saved the extra for a 5850 or saved a fair bit and got a 5770, I remember there being about $50 between the 5770 and the 5830, and about $30 between the 5830 and 5850, and only minor performance differences between the 5770 and 5830.
Again, that's from memory, I may be wrong.

Edit: Also, what's the point of saying "cooled by Thermaltake cooler", if you are not willing to sell that as a part of the system?

I'll take it for 500 with the cooler

DOES THIS COME WITH A WORKING CAPS LOCK KEY?