I though cause i see alot of current movies ill do some reviews on ones that are worth seeing


and if anyone else wants to add a piece to a review they may do so ill start my first review with the movie. First here is the plot, my own review is underneath.


The Blind Side

Plot (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Side_(film))
For 17 years, Michael Oher (Quinton Aaron) has been in foster care with different families. Every time he is sent to a new home, he runs away. One of his friend's fathers, whose couch Mike had been sleeping on, enrolls him into a Christian school, after the father convinces the coach that "Big Mike" is a natural athlete, yet he refuses to beat people to the ground. The coach convinces the school principal to enroll him into the school. After school one day, Michael meets Sean "SJ" Jr. (Jae Head), who quickly befriends Michael. Leigh Anne Tuohy (Sandra Bullock) is a fiery interior designer, mother to SJ and Collins (Lily Collins), and wife to Sean Tuohy (Tim McGraw). After a pre-holiday Thanksgiving school festival, Leigh Anne notices Michael walking on the road, shivering in the freezing cold; she pities his situation and offers him a place to spend the night. The next morning, much to her dismay, she finds Michael leaving their driveway and asks him to spend Thanksgiving with her family. Slowly, Michael starts becoming a part of the Tuohy family, even as Leigh Anne's friends warn her that Michael could affect SJ and Collins' social life. Nonetheless, SJ and Michael become buddies. Leigh Anne goes to the school about Michael's academic performance and is surprised to learn that even though he has scored low in essentially every aspect, he scored in the 98th percentile in 'protective instincts'. Sean also takes to Michael and lists the Tuohys as his emergency contact and talks to the school coach to get Michael enrolled in the football team.
Possessed of enormous stature and titanic strength, Michael performs exceptionally on the field and catches the eye of many college coaches from around the state. SJ tells Michael that his mother cannot stand Tennessee. Leigh Anne discovers that to get a NCAA Division I Scholarship, Michael needs a 2.5 GPA. His current GPA is too low, so they hire a private tutor, Miss Sue (Kathy Bates), to raise his grades. The school teachers also take a special interest and start giving his tests orally rather than in written format. During one of his private tutor classes, Miss Sue, a University of Mississippi ("Ole Miss.") alumna, tells him that the FBI bury the body parts of the unrecognized dead people under the University of Tennessee's Neyland Stadium. Michael's heart aches and this is possibly shown as a reason for Michael opting to join University of Mississippi. Michael ends up with a GPA of 2.52 . Subsequently, Michael receives a call from the NCAA, who suspects that the Tuohys forced Michael to select Mississippi, rather than Tennessee, his home-state team. The investigator also tells him that the Tuohys were from Mississippi and his high school coach got a better job at Ole Miss after Michael chose Mississippi.
Michael leaves the investigation room and confronts Leigh Anne; he asks her if she only took him in so that he would play football for her alma mater. Michael goes to his birth mother's apartment in the projects, where his old friends at first welcome him, then make sexually suggestive remarks about his adoptive mother and sister. A fight ensues, in which Michael easily dispatches three armed thugs, and flees the scene. Leigh Anne goes in search of Michael. He finally calls her, and they meet at a neighborhood laundromat. Leigh Anne tells him that she wants him to choose which university he accepts a scholarship from and any decisions he makes in life will be supported by her. Michael returns to the NCAA office and tells the investigator that he chose Ole Miss because his whole family has gone to school there. Michael gets accepted to Ole Miss with a scholarship for football. Leaving Michael at school, Leigh Anne feels happy for what she has done for Michael and also what he has done for them all.
The film ends with the 2009 NFL Draft, showing the real-life Michael Oher being drafted by the Baltimore Ravens.
The end credits include a dedication to the director's father, also John Lee Hancock, a football player and coach who died in 2009.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Side_(film)

My Review:
After watching this movie it opened my eyes to the less fortuned people who may be great at sports but is unable to get into a good school and try and competed to getting a job out of it or to show there intelligence.
I give this movie a 9.5/10 it is a great movie to watch. it really show's how some people can be that nice and also shows how some people live.

i say its a must see movie

The sin bin is a place where binned people can make posts.

The sin bin is NOT a place where people free to roam the forums can simply ridicule giarus.

He made a review, and if you have nothing to say about the movie, say nothing.

Any more crap and i close the thread


good day.

I'm about to watch Shutter Island. It has Leonardo DiCaprio in it but hopefully it won't be too shit

I didn't enjoy it that much, okay-ish movie. Books would have been a lot better.

I loved it

My Newest review is on the movie WOG BOY 2 King Of Mykonos

Plot: Steve 'The Wog Boy' Karamitsis inherits a beach on the resort island of Mykonos from an uncle he's never met. Then finds more about himself and his family and how they act like a family so now its time for Vince and Steve to save the day again.



My review:
This movie was rated in the paper with only 1 star. the reason i think this is cause they don't get the ethnic jokes or how us wogs act.
i was very pleased with there work i can tell they placed alot of work into it. i still say the first wog boy was the best but the sequel has met up to its standards was a great hit
most people who don't have an ethnic background might not get the movie but those with will get it easily.
it is a movie for your and your mates to watch. funny romantic adventures and one movie to contend with.
i give the wog boy movie a 10/10 i must say that it is a movie worth seeing






The Kings of Mykonos: Wog Boy 2 Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjeKlC9uyWg

Prince Of Persia

Plot
The plot follows Dastan (played by Jake Gyllenhaal), a street urchin in the Persian Empire in the sixth century. After showing courage in the market place, he is adopted by the king as his heir, so the king's two sons will not fight over the throne. Later on, he teams up with Princess Tamina (played by Gemma Arterton) to stop a common enemy - the villainous nobleman Nizam (Ben Kingsley) and to take from him an ancient dagger known as "The Dagger of Time" (a valuable dagger which gives to its owner the ability to go back in time for short periods and change the past) and keep him from generating a sandstorm which could destroy the world.

Plot Was Taken From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Persia_(film)


My Review
i was one of the lucky ones to see Prince Of Persia sands of time at advance screening thanks to Myspace
i must say the movie was spectacular.
it followed the games story play very well. the amount of action scenes was amazing
i must congratulate the actors on a job well done. they really have placed the time and effort into this movie
i say it is a must see movie when it is fully released to the public.
i give it a rating of 10/10 a great movie worth the money most definite

For those who don't know alot about the movie
Here is the link to the trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8EA7EbFX4k

Guys, LAST WARNING. this is getting silly.

I'm posting reviews, I didn't see the point creating a whole new thread. Sawry

Did some spring cleaning, Giarus I am moving this thread as you are not in the SinBin.

Ok Rules of this Thread

Hint to the name its GIARUS's Movie Reviews
Don't post your own reviews
Comment on th movies i review if u want me to review a certain movie pm me what the movie is
also im not reviewing old movie only new ones

No, I think you will find the name of the thread is Movie Reviews, the description outlines "By GIARUS". By this very contradiction your rules are made invalid.

Post away

Edit: Sorry, just saw Tank's edit up top. But really, going by the way a forum works, his point is invalid

yeh tank did edit the name of the topic i made it so it gave me something constructive to do then be annoying

The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It.


Plot:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1498870/
Follows Andy, who needs to hook up with a hottie, pronto, because he hasn't had sex in... well, forever - and his luck isn't the only thing that's hard. His equally horny teenage roommates also need it superbad, and with the help of their nerdy pal, McAnalovin' and his fake I.D., they may tap more than just a keg.

This movie is a spoof yes but it was a quite funny spoof and also dam right random.
you will reconize alot of the movies in it such as 40 year old virgin, knocked up ,forggeting sarah marshell, and superbad are some if you watch the movie you will see the others.
it is a good movie to go see but i would say better spoof movie then meet the spartans and superhero.
i give this movie a 7/10 it was a good watch but not a movie i would place as a highly recommanded watch.

Here is the trailer for a sneak peek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaWFeGxuXgM...player_embedded

i must say that the 41 year old virgin who knocked up sarah marshal and felt superbad about it was an excellent movie and i would watch it again! thank you giarus for introducing it to me

yes it was epic *** can u hear me now GOOODDD

That looks like such a bad movie. is it anything like those Wayans brother spoofs?

No its not like a wayans brother spoof at all

watched The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. and it was somewhat funny. Wouldn't have known about it if I hadn't read this.

You should review 'The human centipede'

My Next Review will be on Losers

+1 for The Human Centipede

alright but Losers will be reviewed first

**Im changing my mind to review Unthinkable **

Unthinkable



Plot ***http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914863/synopsis***
The story hovers around a terrorist who has planted three nuclear bombs in United States of America and a black ops interrogator who is responsible to make that surrendered terrorist in divulging the locations of those bombs. As the story progresses it is witnessed that a combination of psychological techniques and extreme torture is applied on the terrorist who knows more than he claims he knows. However failure in able to crack the terrorist, the interrogator thinks the Unthinkable, applying the similar brutal methods on first his wife and then his kids and no one can dare to stop him for he has the clearance from the highest authorities. The movie is a tug of war between the terrorist and the interrogator and no one is ready to give up.

My Review
after watching this movie somthings in it was abit weird for example the way the man was tortured was real grusem but all around a great movie i do recommand you go see it as it is an alright movie but not for the faint of heart. it is a scary movie maybe for some for others the might like it but a alright movie all around not a family movie tho
i give the movie a 7/10 as it could have been alittle logger and not lead up to an end where you know there will be a sequell 2 it

Unthinkable Trailer 2010 - Official - Samuel L jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLufgELgjhk

TOY STORY 3

Plot: ***http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toy_Story_3***
Now seventeen years old, Andy has outgrown his old toys and is preparing to move to college. He decides to take Woody with him and packs the other toys in a garbage bag, intending to store them in the attic, but Andy's mom mistakenly puts the bag on the curb. Believing that Andy no longer wants them, the toys sneak into a box to be donated to Sunnyside Daycare. As the only toy who saw what really happened, Woody tries to clear up the misunderstanding, but the other toys refuse to believe him and they are all driven to Sunnyside. The toys receive a warm welcome from the toys at Sunnyside, led by Lotso the "Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear" who assigns them to the "Caterpillar Room." Other Sunnyside toys include a Ken doll and a baby doll named Big Baby. Woody tries to convince the others to return to Andy, but they decide they are happier at Sunnyside, so he leaves without them. The others soon discover the children of the Caterpillar Room are too young and rambunctious, and the toys are innocently abused and tortured. Buzz goes to ask Lotso to transfer them to the older children (in the Butterfly Room), but is instead caught by some of the Sunnyside toys and reset to his original, deluded space ranger self.
As he escapes Sunnyside, Woody is found and taken in by a girl from the daycare named Bonnie. Woody learns from Bonnie's toys that Sunnyside is a toy prison run with an iron fist by Lotso, who snapped after his owner lost and replaced him with another Lotso, running away from home and taking over Sunnyside with Big Baby as his chief enforcer. Lotso forces other toys to stay in the Caterpillar Room, ensuring that he and his cohorts never have to deal with the younger children. At the daycare, the others discover that Andy is looking for them when Mrs. Potato Head sees him through her missing eye, which was lost in Andy's room. Realizing their error, the toys try to leave but are imprisoned by Lotso and his henchmen, including the reset Buzz.
Woody returns to Sunnyside to help his friends break out. They accidentally reset Buzz to his Spanish mode during the escape, though he returns to their side. The toys use a garbage chute to reach a dumpster outside the daycare, but Lotso and his henchmen catch them. Woody and his friends convince the henchmen of Lotso's treachery, so they throw Lotso in the dumpster. However, Lotso, as an act of revenge for ruining everything, pulls Woody into the dumpster just before a garbage truck arrives, forcing the others to rescue him, with Buzz returning to normal in the process.
The truck takes the toys to a dump where they are forced onto a conveyor belt for disposal. Woody helps Lotso and the others escape a shredder, but Lotso leaves them to fall into an incinerator to their certain death. The toys are rescued by a giant claw crane operated by the squeeze toy aliens, while Lotso is found by a garbage man and tied to the front of a truck, to his dismay.
The toys return to Andy's house, and while Woody prepares to go to college with Andy, the other toys prepare to be stored in the attic. Realizing his friends deserve better, Woody leaves a note to Andy suggesting he donate his toys to Bonnie. Andy happily gives Bonnie all the toys prepared for the attic, until realizing that Woody had somehow ended up in the same box as them as well. Hesitant at first, Andy gives Woody to Bonnie, and together they play with his toys one last time before he leaves for college. Woody and his friends begin their lives anew with Bonnie's toys while Sunnyside is reformed under Barbie and Ken's leadership. The toys rotate between the younger "Caterpillars" and older "Butterflies," ensuring that all the toys equally share the responsibility of entertaining the younger children. They keep in touch with Bonnie's toys by slipping letters into her backpack.




YES FOR ALL U TOY STORY FANS
it is out and yes for those people who grew up with it you must finish watching it with the 3rd and final toy story. yes it is a movie the family can watch but make sure u have watched the first 2 so you get the story line more
how is that andy is 17 now about the same age as some of the respawn players.
at the start its funny and exciting at the end i did hear people crying it is a movie.
this is a movie the family will enjoy you can also say to those respawn players who might have sons for daughters or niece or nephews or some cousins this would be a movie you would take them to and say that 10 years agi i watched these movie the first 2 ones now i get to watch the movie and experience it as an adult



Toy story 3 has made it to a movie which i could watch again and again
i give this movie a 9/10
the reason for the deduction is cause i know there won't be a fourth :'( sad about that wish there was




Toy Story 3 - Official Trailer [HD]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FfHA5whXc

KARATE KID



(Plot) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kid_(2010_film)]
12-year-old Dre Parker (Jaden Smith) and his mother (Taraji P. Henson) arrive in Beijing from Detroit to start a new life. Dre develops a crush on a young violinist, Mei Ying, who reciprocates his attention, but Cheng, a kung fu prodigy whose family is close to Mei Ying's, attempts to keep them apart by beating Dre, and later harassing and humiliating him in and around school. During a particularly brutal beating by Cheng and his friends, the enigmatic maintenance man of Dre's building, Mr. Han (Jackie Chan), comes to Dre's aid, revealing himself as a kung fu master who adeptly dispatches Dre's tormentors.
After Han mends Dre's injuries using fire cupping, they go to Cheng's teacher, Master Li (Yu Rongguang), to attempt to make peace, but the brutal Li, who teaches his students to show no mercy to their enemies, challenges Dre to a fight with Cheng. When Han declines, Li threatens him, saying that they will not be allowed to leave his school unless either Dre or Han himself fights. Han acquiesces, but insists the fight take place at an upcoming tournament, and that Li's students leave Dre alone until the tournament. The amused Li agrees.
Han begins training Dre, but Dre is frustrated that Han merely has Dre spend hours taking off his jacket, hanging it up, dropping it, and then putting it back on again. After days of this, Dre refuses to continue, until Han explains to him that the repetitive arm movements in question were Han's method of teaching Dre defensive block and strike techniques, which Dre is now able to display instinctively when prompted by Han's mock attacks. Han emphasizes that the movements Dre is learning apply to life in general, and that serenity and maturity, not punches and power, are the true keys to mastering the martial arts. During one lesson in the Wudang Mountains, Dre notices a female kung fu practitioner (Michelle Yeoh, in an uncredited cameo[4]) copying the movements of a cobra before her, but Han informs him that it was the cobra that was imitating the woman, as in a mirror reflection. Dre wants Han to teach him this technique, which includes linking Han's hand and feet to Dre's via bamboo shafts while practicing their forms, but Dre's subsequent attempt to use this reflection technique on his mother is unsuccessful.
As Dre's friendship with Mei Ying continues, she agrees to attend Dre's tournament, as does Dre her upcoming recital. After sharing a kiss at an outdoor festival, Dre persuades Mei Ying to cut school for a day of fun, but when she is nearly late for her violin recital, which has been rescheduled for that day, Mei tells him that her parents have deemed him a bad influence, and forbid her from spending any more time with him.
When Dre finds Han drunk and despondent, he learns that it is the anniversary of his wife and son's deaths, which occurred years ago when he lost control of his car while arguing with his wife. Dre reminds Han that one of his lessons was in perseverance, and that Han needs to heal from his loss, and tries to help him do so. Han then assists Dre in writing a note of apology to Mei Ying's father, who, impressed, allows Mei to attend the tournament.
At the tournament, the underconfident Dre is slow to achieve parity with his opponents, but soon begins to best them, and advances to the semifinals, as does Cheng, who violently finishes off his opponents. Dre eventually comes up against Master Li's students, in particular a classmate of Cheng who is instructed by Master Li to break Dre's leg. When his student insists that he can beat Dre, Master Li sternly tells him that he doesn't want him beaten, but broken. During the match, Li's student delivers a devastating kick to Dre's leg, along with a series of brutal follow-up punches. Although Li's student is disqualified for his illegal strikes, Dre is incapacitated, which means Cheng will win by default.
Despite Han's insistence that he has earned respect for his performance in the tournament, and that he needs to learn when to walk away from a fight, Dre convinces Han to use his fire cupping technique to mend his leg, in order to see the tournament to the end. Dre returns to the arena, where he confronts Cheng. Dre delivers impressive blows, but Cheng counters with a debilitating strike to Dre's already injured leg. Dre struggles to get up, and adopts the one-legged form he first learned from the woman on the mountain, attempting to use the reflection technique to manipulate Cheng's movements. Cheng charges Dre, but Dre flips, and catches Cheng with a kick to his head, winning the tournament, along with the respect of Cheng and his classmates, both for himself and Mr. Han.

MY REVIEW ON THE MOVIE
Now for people who don't know this is a remake of the old karate kid. but the movie has a similar story line but not the same as in the original he is taught karate in this one he is taught kung fu. The training style from the old one is also completely diffrent as from the old wax on and wax off paint da fence he was taught in a one cycle is Hang it up,take it down,jacket on,jacket off,drop jacket,pick it up. but this was funny as when the mother of Dre had always told him to pick up his jacket which was funny. the finale move of the old movie was the crane in this its the snake. put i must say it was a awsome movie for Jaden smith biggest movie he has stared in he did one excelent job and i must agree on there choice on the teacher of dre as jackie chan as Mr Han best picked actor for the part.
this movie is a movie the whole family can watch
For those who haven,t seen the karate kid movies go see the old ones before you see the knews as you will understand the movie much better.

i give this movie a 8/10



Movie Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPzmk1rEPzw

Thanks for spoiling the movie

Lolsauce Plz read the rules for movie reviews and game reviews
don't complain about the reviews or try to start fights now plz make a comment which isn't off topic




also for the People who wanted the human centipede review i have asked teamslayer to do this one
as im should be reviewing as my next movie as Grown Ups hopefully

Spoilers shoudln't matter for a review? I mean there are a lot of paragraphs, you must have realised there would be some depth to it?

Thank You atleast some gets my point of view and don't bitch about things